You are visiting the largest collection of powerful shortcuts to success ever assembled,
with MisterShortcut,  the Al Hirschfeld of EyeCandy

Taste the chocolate shortcuts that carry you to chocolate pages,
where eyecandy chocolate giggles help lift you up in stages.
Learning how to win more with the shortcuts of great masters,
more than anything else you might mention, staves off great disasters.
Chocolate truth and wisdom fill the MrShortcut Best-Life Net websites,
and they're worth more than ten thousand unfocused plebiscites.
The votes you make today in life, in chocolate or ANY flavor,
are the chocolate thoughts and results you will obtain,
the chocolate sauce of life you shall savor (eventually).

We do not always get what we want in life as you well know,
but what you might NOT realize is that we do tend to get what we expect.

Using chocolate shortcuts to entice your review of chocolate eyecandy delights,
the MrShortcut Best-Life Net and Natural Healing Method seek to expand your mind,
empowering you to empower yourself to stretch that envelope to previously unseen places.
This is the best time and place of your life to clean up this act of incessant daily mediocrity,
where one day is like another, with only the barest, rarest glimpses of your inner chocolate,
the internalized delights of pleasure normally associated with food, and now to mastery.

As you're expanding your mastery in any given field, you realize more than unimportance of food,
at least food in the forms you now most readily and too-easily recognize, although it is not real food.

If it does not come from the ground, how can it fit into YOUR practice of the Natural Healing Method ?
If half your plate is not green, you are stupid, because there is absolutely zero chance of thriving longer.
No one makes it into their 6th and 7th and 8th decade and beyond without a majority of diet being green.
You can like it or dislike it, you can act on it or not act on it. Either way, your response cannot alter this truth.
Greens, never-heated oil, air-dried sea salt every day, bulk or fiber, probiotics, and, of course, dark chocolate,
the good kind of rich, dark chocolate (above 80% cocoa solids, and nothing less), and your diet nears perfection.

Thus and ergo, if a life of chocolatey happiness appeals to you, look into chocolate eyecandy and chocolate shortcuts.

The MrShortcut Best-Life Net and Natural Healing Method welcome you to chocolate shortcuts capital of the World Wide Web.

Chocolate, for the rank and file, chocolate germinates your smile,
one that is sweetly contagious, to ensure quite the best of our style.
Please bring me more dark chocolate, sharing words betwixt those lines,
where the way of such Chocolate wisdom, casts a spell so serene, Divine.
There is just no way that man can say, how Chocolate seems to find its way,
especially when it's being created often many times throughout one given day.
Chocolate might be bumpy roads, and then Chocolate might keep the circle closed,
and still when it's counted, that row got hoed, and proof is in the magic, just one part of the show.
When the answers and the questions get too blurry to be seen, in the focus of the moment, they will show themselves agleam,

the resolutions that you knew at once, gainsay inaction to illuminate the dunce...
and yet we hear you remonstrate, even when your actions fail to demonstrate,
that you possess the knowledge that will wipe away your sorrows.
Add some chocolate magic, what we see and what we don't...
if and but are words for then, when you really won't.

So, we have yet, to watch you demonstrate, the chocolate deep inside you in what form you make it take.
Chocolate is a choice of laughter, chocolate shows how much you matter,
when you care enough to let it out, your soul inside shouting out.
Where is YOUR sweet chocolate, where's the best we'll see in you,
must the wants and desires of the moment, subtract the best of your truth?